[Chrysler300] Crazy Cleatus

[Tony Braams <tonybraams@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> Yes Sir ...
> That' s the brother of the guy with the Armadillo Cap, from the latest 
> Dukes of Hazzard.  Cleatus wears an enormous Canetoad skin as a 
> Skullcap.  He apparently now lives in a seeping bark hut, deep in the 
> Tasmanian Wilderness, just south of the Great Southern Land.  Van 
> Diemens it used to be called I think.  Poor Cleatus is currently 
> producing Part 11 of the Joe Dirt series, down there somewhere,
> It should be better than Deliverance or any rework of any grand old TV 
> Show or movie ...
> The bloke is Harmless, but Pinpoint him anyway and Lock him down,
> His padded cell and straight jacket are patiently waiting, he's an 
> OxyMoronThief or Redneck for sure ...
>     Anon E. Mouse.
>
> For other Mopars in some great movies visit -
>     http://www.allpar.com/history/movies.html
>
> p.s. Sorry to hear about such a lovely lady from the early days of the 
> 300 club, having to endure so much ...
>     Tony Braams, in Australia.

> John wrote:
>> The 300F listing has been removed already, so I didn't get the chance to see it - but hearing of a Slant 6 300 reminds me of of trip where I took a side road, either in upstate NY or Massachusetts.  
>>    
>>   I saw a bunch of older Mopars at a roadside repair shop, and as a 300K-owning teenager in the early '80's, I was curious.  The guy I spoke with really sounded full of himself right off the bat, and started spouting off ridiculous claims, like he raced a Slant Six in a Dart in the early '60's, and it would do a 10-second quarter mile.  And when I asked him if he ever raced 300's, he said he special-ordered a new 300F with a Slant Six, and prepped it so that it was faster than a 413.  Well, even as a polite teenager, and a little wet behind the ears, I had no problem telling him he was full of hogwash.  He told me he owned a big Chrysler dealership in the 50's & 60's and asked if I had ever heard of Hodges Dodges and the Ramchargers.  I said of course, and he said HE was that Hodges!
>>    
>>   I just looked at him in disbelief and got back into my car.
>>    
>>   Has anyone ever met this guy, or who he claimed to be?
>>    
>>   John Spiers
>>
>> Rich Barber <c300@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>           It ought to cost much more, being the long-sought-after six-cylinder
>> Chrysler 300F.
>>
>> Rich Barber
>> Brentwood, CA



> Yes Sir ...
> That' s the brother of the guy with the Armadillo Cap, from the latest 
> Dukes of Hazzard,
    He wears an enormous canetoad skin as a skullcap,
> He apparently now lives in a seeping bark hut, deep in the Tasmanian 
> Wilderness,
    just south of the Great Southern Land, Van Diemens it was I think,
> He's currently producing Part 11 of the Joe Dirt series, down there,
> It should be better than Deliverance or any rework of any grand old 
> movie ...
> He' s Harmless, but Pinpoint him anyway and Lock him down,
> His padded cell and straight jacket are patiently waiting ...
>     Anon E. Mouse.
>
> For other Mopars in some great movies visit -
>     http://www.allpar.com/history/movies.html
>
> p.s. Sorry to hear about such a lovely lady from the early days of the 
> 300 club, having to endure so much ...
>     Tony Braams, in Australia.




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