[Chrysler300] DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

["Rich Barber" <c300@xxxxxxx>]

This just arrived and I modified it to fit the 300 criterion as best I
could.

Belated Christmas greetings to all.

It came with a cute recorded sound clip that I'd be glad to forward to
anyone that would like it.

C-300'ly,
Rich Barber
1955 Chrysler 300-A  (I know, but C-300 doesn't rhyme)

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY 300-A 
DOWN THE ROAD I GO  
SLIDING ALL THE WAY 
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS  
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES 
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER  
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE 

CHORUS: 
RUST AND SMOKE 
THE HEATER'S BROKE  
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY 
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH  
AND THEN I START TO PRAY 
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT  
THE RADIO IT'S OK 
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE  
THIS RUSTY 300-A

I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER 
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE  
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER 
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY  
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS 
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS  
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP 

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE 
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY  
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE 
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO  
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY 
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON  
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH 


 
 
   




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