Re: Gas Mileage Humor

[Joseph Bitterman <furyrestored@xxxxxxxxx>]

love it aint that the truth!!!

--- On Mon, 1/24/11, Gary Futrell <gary.futrell@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> From: Gary Futrell <gary.futrell@xxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: Re: Gas Mileage Humor
> To: 1962to1965mopars@xxxxxxxxxx
> Date: Monday, January 24, 2011, 6:29 AM
> Great story, Nick !
> 
> 
> 
> On Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 9:05 PM, Nick  Tiberio <furyus63@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
> >
> > Sometimes you have to be a little sarcastic, with a
> smile. At the end of
> > last years cruising season I pulled into my local gas
> station for a
> > fill-up with the '63 Max Wedge, sounding loud a
> bodacious under the
> > canopy. A very proper lady at the next pump said to
> me, how can you
> > drive that gas guzzler with the world in such crises.
> Looking at her off
> > shore made daily driver I asked and what kind of
> mileage do you get. She
> > said I can drive all week on a tank of gas. I said wow
> that's 52 tanks
> > of gas a year. My baby hear is 47 years old, has
> 31,000 miles and uses 4
> > tanks a year. As I left the station, no traffic
> coming, I burned up
> > about 1/2 gallon with a smile, if you know what I
> mean.
> >
> > Yesterday I pulled into my local gas station for a
> fill-up with my truck
> > & snow plow. Guess who was at the next pump,
> yup...and I said you know
> > I'm still on that same tank of gas...how you doing. As
> I left the
> > station, no traffic coming, I burned up about 1/2
> gallon with a smile,
> > if you know what I mean.
> >
> > Nick Tiberio
> > FuryUs63
> >
> >
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