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A
man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says,
'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'Frank
Feldman...He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming
along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman
every single time.'
Passenger :
'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie:
Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: Sounds like he
was something really special.
Cabbie: 'There's more.
He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He
knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to
eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change
a fuse,
and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything
right.'
Passenger: 'Wow,
some guy then.
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest
way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem
to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and
he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He
would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the
perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank
Feldman.
Passenger: An
amazing fellow. How did you meet him?
Cabbie:
'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married
his bloody wife!!."
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