Re: Frank who? For those who need a laugh.
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.   

He gets into the taxi, and the  Cabbie says,  'Perfect timing.    You're just like Frank.'  

Passenger:  'Who?'   

Cabbie:  'Frank Feldman...He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'   
     
Passenger : 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'   

Cabbie:  Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.   
     
Passenger:  Sounds like he was something really special.   

Cabbie:  'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about  wine, which  foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change 
a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'   
     
Passenger:  'Wow, some guy then.   

Cabbie:  'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But  Frank, he never made a mistake, and  he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He  would never answer her back even if she was in the  wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.   
     
Passenger:  An amazing fellow. How did you meet  him?   

Cabbie:  'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his 
bloodwife!!."   




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