Gas is lighter than water - so if there's water in your gas tank, it will get picked up first, (unless you have a float on your pickup, like an oil pump does.) If you worry about water in the gas, buy and use a drying additive, the only brand name I know is Cristy Drygas, but I'm sure there are others. Dick. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jim Gathmann" <jim_gathmann@xxxxxxxxx> To: <mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 12:44 PM Subject: Re: IML: Imperial embarrassment > Ouch! Guess that's why I never drive my car unless it > has at least 1/2 a tank of gas ('course I also don't > know how much water is in there, I want water > injection, but not by running out of gas and trying to > run off of water!:) > --- Imperial59crown@xxxxxxx wrote: > > I had a friend come to visit who was buying a car > > close to my home this > > weekend. He had moved to Utah a couple of years ago, > > so this was the first > > time he saw my Imperial, which he was quite > > impressed with, especially the > > fact that they had power windows back then. We were > > out driving in the > > Imperial when he asked if I could stop by Wall Mart. > > After leaving Wall Mart > > we got in the car, and when I went to start it > > nothing happened. I turned the > > key again, and nothing. I got out to check the > > battery connections, which > > were fine, and my new found over radio light was > > shining like a beacon, so I > > knew the car was charged. Just when I was about to > > call triple A, concluding > > the starter must be shot, I looked at the push > > buttons, and saw that the car > > was in D. Once I changed it to Neutral everything > > was fine, Duh! Then I told > > him I needed to gas it up since it was approaching > > the 200 mile mark on the > > trip odometer. We left Wall Mart, and while driving > > down the street headed > > toward my home, it started to sputter, and shut > > down, you guessed it, I was > > out of gas again. We walked about a half mile down > > the road to a gas station, > > where I finally bought a gas can, then headed back > > to the Imperial, only to > > find the gas can I just bought was the most > > ridiculous design I have ever > > seen, and when you tipped it upside down to put the > > gas in the tank, most of > > the gas leaked out going everywhere but in the tank. > > After trying several > > configurations of attaching the spout with the > > gasket on the bottom, top, > > etc., the gas still leaked everywhere. I put the can > > upside-down in the tank > > holding the spring loaded nozzle open, while > > straddling and pushing myself > > against the fin for leverage. My friend then went > > into hysterics telling me > > it looked like I was peeing in the gas tank. I then > > decided to remove this > > ridiculous nozzle and just pour the gas in the tank. > > After finally getting > > the car started again, I stopped to fill it up which > > was nearly fifty dollars > > worth of gas. Who would have thought such a simple > > drive to Wall Mart could > > become such a comedy of errors! > > Bill '59 Crown > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more > http://taxes.yahoo.com/ > >