[FWDLK] I just had to...

I hope no one minds, but I just had to share this. LOL It is not mopar related.

Subject: Ferrari

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available; a brand new Ferrari. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and cost him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped pulls up beside him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "what kind of car you got there, Sonny?"

The young man replies," a Ferrari. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles per hour!" states the young man proudly.

The moped driver asks," mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window, and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says," That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped."

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it and within a few seconds the speedometer reads 160MPH. Suddenly, he notices a small dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" he asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes it up to 250MPH. Then, up ahead of him, he sees the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275MPH. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in the mirror and sees the moped gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way to 320MPH. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out, there's nothing he can do. WHACK!!! The moped plows into the back end of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear. The old man is still alive! He runs up to the old guy and says," Oh my! Is there anything I can do for you?"

Barely audible the old man whispers," Unhook...suspenders...side-view...mirror..."

Hope you got a laugh. I did. Have a blessed day.