THE VALUE OF
UNDIES
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily
News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man
was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into
glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
by.
The mechanic, however,
had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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