birth announcement

["Louis M. Barrie" <lmbarrie@xxxx>]

Louis & Eileen Barrie of West Hills, CA, are pleased to announce the birth
(adoption) of a 4300 lb. bouncing baby 300F coupe. The stork (Passport
Transport) delivered our baby on September 10, 2001 @ 6:30PM (during the
Giants - Broncos game). Assisting after the delivery, Dr. Dan Reitz, with
his magic instrument (a long screwdriver) delivered the initial jolt to
life, wherein the baby started to cry loudly to life! The baby was named Big
Yellow by older sister Jaclyn, and was immediately presented with a set of
family heirloom 1960 yellow California license plates (courtesy Rich
Rowlands). Father and baby are resting comfortably, mom is still slightly
pissed that new living room furniture has been postponed indefinitely.

A special thank you to all my new friends in the club who have helped make
this adoption happen!

Louis M. Barrie