Gas Mileage Humor

[Nick Tiberio <furyus63@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Sometimes you have to be a little sarcastic, with a smile. At the end of 
last years cruising season I pulled into my local gas station for a 
fill-up with the '63 Max Wedge, sounding loud a bodacious under the 
canopy. A very proper lady at the next pump said to me, how can you 
drive that gas guzzler with the world in such crises. Looking at her off 
shore made daily driver I asked and what kind of mileage do you get. She 
said I can drive all week on a tank of gas. I said wow that's 52 tanks 
of gas a year. My baby hear is 47 years old, has 31,000 miles and uses 4 
tanks a year. As I left the station, no traffic coming, I burned up 
about 1/2 gallon with a smile, if you know what I mean.

Yesterday I pulled into my local gas station for a fill-up with my truck 
& snow plow. Guess who was at the next pump, yup...and I said you know 
I'm still on that same tank of gas...how you doing. As I left the 
station, no traffic coming, I burned up about 1/2 gallon with a smile, 
if you know what I mean.

Nick Tiberio
FuryUs63


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