[Chrysler300] Letter to te IRS

["Michael Reed" <mrreed@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. 

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screwdriver (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screw driver).

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

Michael R. Reed

A Satisfied Taxpayer


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