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This never happens



How true. But you forgot one-It always rains the day after you give the car a good wash. Also-your battery will die without warning, always with the car facing in towards another vehicle so you can't jump it in the parking lot.
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Mark McDonald
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 12:52 AM
To: mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: IML: This never happens
 
It usually happens to me when:

1.  I am hungriest.  I skipped breakfast that morning, it's well past lunch,
I'm on my way to get something and-- whammo, breakdown.

Also:

2.  The cleaner and nicer the clothes I am wearing, the more likely it is my
car will break down
3.  The less money I have in my wallet, the more likely I will be called upon
to pay for a tow
4.  The car senses financial need.  I just lost my job, it's tax time, and I
have had a bunch of medical bills to pay.  What's next?  Car repairs, of
course!
5.  If you have left your jumper cables in your other car, guess which car will
need a jump?

All true, I swear.

Brad Hogg wrote:

> Usually, if your car is going to break down, it iwll do so at the point
> either farthest from home or in the place that is the hardest to get
> assistance or repairs.  On my way home fro mwork today, just as I turned the
> corner on my street, one of the heater hoses on my 90 Imperial, burst.  It
> just split about 2 inches long at the point where it comes from the
> thermostat housing.  I stopped the car and could smell coolant and I saw
> dollar signs.  I jumped out and opened the hood and saw coolant spewing out
> of the split hose.
>



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